Semaology

Broken Beauty

2009-01-14T16:03:00.000-08:00

I'm workin on a new mibba story called broken beauty. so far alot of people like it! heres the logo for the story

this is the pic that perri made 4 it! i luv it sooooooooooooooo much thx so much!

National Anthems, Jewlrey and...

2009-01-09T20:05:00.000-08:00

Hey eveybody! I havn't posted in FOREVER and I am so sorry! But now I want to get into the habbit of blogging and hopefuly any body who might be reading this can join me! Its realy fun to blog and read other blogs but almost nobody takes the time to blog :( anyway here is an amazing life changing fact that i found while perusing through the internet:

The national anthem of Greece has 158 verses.

No one in Greece has memorized all 158 verses.

I can not belive that! I wonder if they sing their anthem at baseball games...

Woah! how many lines do we Americans have in our anthem? hmm I will reasearch that and come back with the answer on another post!

Lately I have been getting alot of complements on my jewlrey when truthfuly I dont give a crap about how I look (well most of the time) I just like showing people what I make XD so if you were wondering how I made these earbud earings:

Take a pair of earbuds (preferably a broken pair, so you dont tick off your parents or waste perfectly good earbuds) and cut them about 2-3 inches from the bud. Then you buy some earing hooks and thread the earbud wire through the hole and hot glue or tie them (simple as that) the only hard part is getting your lazy butt to micheals or pat catans to get those earing hooks. but the finished product is realy cool and unique (well it wont b if everybody makes them but...)

to conclude my first post back I'm going to put in a pic... now let me find one.... ta da! now i have to remind myself to post whenever i have something semi-interesting to say! haha lets see if I follow through with that one! Oh about the pic... I scribbled over a generic cereal box when I was bored and armed with sharpies! haha so me! well anyway ciao!

TWLOHA

2008-12-18T16:31:00.000-08:00

howard snazzy pants

2008-11-25T16:25:00.001-08:00

MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY!!!!

2008-07-22T12:04:00.000-07:00

for the good of all the good people around me I give you 20 ways to maintain a heathly level of Insanity! Study has proven that insane people tend to have a 96% chance of having better self esteem than the average person who values their sanity! So join me! obey these rules!

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't DisguiseYour Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso
6. Finish All Your sentences with"In Accordance With The Prophecy".
7. Don't use any punctuation
8. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk
9. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat,with a serious face
10. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is"To Go".
11. Sing Along At The Opera
12. Go up to a stranger tanning on the beach and put an unbrella up behind them and set up your towel
13. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day
14. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood
15. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
16. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream"I Won! I Won!"
17. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling"Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
18. Walk in exit doors as often as possible
19. Listen to the voice on the radio telling you to dial a certain number to get a free dieting pill
20. never laugh normaly again! only evil laughing aloud! MUHAHAHA!

Missions Trip Stuff

2008-07-18T13:58:00.000-07:00

Sorry I havnt posted in a while! THis is why: i waz on a missions trip in chicago! YAY!!! Ok so here is what we did: fed the homeless, played with the children, saved the enviroment, (normal missions trip stuff) took pictures of alex, daniel, and evan sleeping all over eachother, duct-taped brian's mouth closed, went to a hispanic church for worship, and freaked out a lady who was walking on the sidewalk from out of a car! Oh and I: found a blonde pony tail, wore a hair net, ate pizza, , made freinds with a man named Chris, got covered in hay and... (any thing im missing?) oh yah! Found out that: i am scarred of heights (from the top of a tall building), Shawn can spin his wedding ring for 32 seconds on a glass table, and what my MASH is. As you can tell I and everybody on the trip had tons of fun! so yay! if you didnt come this year, im dragging you there next year! Ok but realy I completely saw God work miricales on the trip! He brought our van through a tornado, made it rain so that we could visit this realy cool church, and brought me on this trip in the first place! I loved it! God is amazing!

Todayness

2008-07-01T13:48:00.000-07:00

woah... wow... this post is totaly dedicated to (drum roll please) todayness! Today:

is the first day of july
which means summer is oficialy 1/3 over! (oh no preserve us)
we got rid of felise beta or aka blip or aka blippy (the retarded fish) yay!!!!
Princess Diana's Birthday
American Zoo Day - US First Zoo (1874)
International Joke Day
Creative Ice Cream Flavor Day
National Financial Freedom Day
Popeye Birthday
Balloon Airmail Day (In 1859, John Wise made the first balloon airmail flight from St. Louis, Missouri, to New York City.)
Hershey Inc. Day (Hershey incorporated on this day.)
Intercollegiate Baseball Birthday 1959
Zip Code's Birthday 1963
TV Commercial Day 19411
i read an awesome book called gathering blue today (like you care)
is the day before national i forgot day
im wearing a green shirt
there is a blue pen on this desk
i posted on this blog
ummm what else.... comment and tell me what else happened today!

uh oh my mom said to get off the computer.... hehehe ok im done for today... BBBYYYYEEEE!!!!

Hiya

2008-06-17T16:58:00.000-07:00

Hiya world! Guess what!? I am the happiest person on the planet! for a completely random reason too! can u guess what it is? I GOT NEON ORANGE DUCT TAPE! ooo my pressiousss!!! whoo hoo hoo! i can be gulum now! yay! ooo the baginss wants our birthday pressent pressiousss! he musst not gets it now musssnt he... (weird freaky smile) hehehehe! ok im done being freaky... wait... ok maybe not but im listenin to casting crowns rite now i waz listning to by the tree b4. i gots a new tshirt! whoo hoo hooo! ok... (goes from hyper mode to emo mode) what is the point of riting this? this is so pointless *sigh* (emo mode over) SHINY!!!! (ur giving me the charlie eyebrow rite now rnt u?) KEWL BEANS!!! I LUV THE CHARLIE EYEBROW!!!!! inside jokes rock... byebye now! let me go freak sumbody else out BBYYEEE!!! wate!! ok im not done yet i feel like pouring out my thots nomadder how queer they are. *hmph* *sigh* seinor quizzing is kinda xtremely serious now! so then im like realy silent and still and not me at all! then i go to uth group were i can b reallyyyyy hyper and yah.. but i wish quizzing would get way more crazy and fun like it used to be without getting rid of the overall more dedication thing... ok sorry byyyeee! SHUN THE NON BELIVER SHUNNNN!!! dont bite my finger! (now 4 real) sorry that waz a long post but (finaly) BYYYEEE

classy tofu

2008-06-13T12:47:00.000-07:00

this is a freakin awesome forward i got and had to share with everybody i know!

None of that Sissy Crap
Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good,
but never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-
Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.
1. When you are sad --I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.
4. When you're scared -- we will high tail it out of here.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how muchworse it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby!!!!
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick --Stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I'll pick you up and dust you off.
9. This is my oath...I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask -- because you are my FRIEND!
Friendship is like peeing your pants,
everyone can see it,
but only you can feel the true warmth.
Send this to 10 of your closest friends,
Then get depressed because you can only think
of 4.

ugh summer

2008-06-12T14:47:00.000-07:00

AHH!!! summer is here!!! that means that i will be lying on my back starring at the ceiling for 3 whole months most of the time! noooo the terror! anyway with summer in everything i can b more crazy and il get to do crazy things with my freinds! also a sumo 2! whoo hoo! here are some pics that i took with the new webcam and

spiffy!

Real Men Wear Pink and other inside jokes

2008-06-06T13:39:00.001-07:00

my freind perri made this! amazing i know!

Real Men Wear Pink - Fred

inside jokes- coment if u get it... well now its (as dung beetle would say) an outdoors joke look at the others now

i have your shoelace you are my prisoner

kyle must not know

pst (a bean hits ur face)

would you like to buy a walrus?

uthers coming soon

Moses and the bubble wrap card

2008-06-06T04:49:00.001-07:00

this is funny

Pon and Zi

2008-05-30T14:41:00.000-07:00

i waz looking at craftster (again) bcuz i am like addicted to that site! (go there!) and i saw sumbody's post to this freaking awesome coca cola lamp that was submitted it the latest craftster challenge and this person's avatar waz a pon and zi animation! i want to see if it still works bcuz it is so cute!

NOOO!!! it doesnt animate!!! o well watever heres another one

Wierd

2008-05-26T17:47:00.000-07:00

Listen this is weird: I am weird and you are wierd. Dont feel weird everyone is weird! If anybody wasnt wierd that would be weird. Now isnt that weird? Confussled? not my problem. u know what ur wierd!

A Sumo Wrestler Day

2008-05-24T13:37:00.001-07:00

here is the new video enjoy!
staring: Lilly! (my bestest freind in the whole wide world!)
and me sema!
yah we did stuf pillows in our shirts and that last belly bop where i fell down was sooooo un-scripted! i got an ouchie! :( yah i dont realy get how you belly bop

Stuff 4 today

2008-05-24T13:25:00.000-07:00

sakony blogs R sooo not for lonely people! but btw our chinese freinds cooked dinner for us once and the shrimp still had all their eyes and everything! i couldnt bear to eat them even if i did like shrimp so instead i named them! Fernando, Orlando, Alexander, Antonio, Rosetta, Maria, and Isabella were all eaten! i think i should hold a funeral for them...

:( here is their picture! anyway... today waz a yard sale. random thoughts that i dont feel like writing down.... oh yah i put me and lil's sumo-wrestler video on youtube! il post it in a few seconds after i post this... ok bye people!

Banana phone

2008-05-24T05:40:00.000-07:00

click this link to the banana phone on youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vWm47yPLGc
click this link to read the lyrics and memorize them and sing it all the time to people and drive them bananas
http://www.allthelyrics.com/song/469202/
btw thx alissa 4 first singing this song

Freakin Awesome

2008-05-21T12:45:00.000-07:00

i found this while googleing my name u should try it some time

oh yah this waz a depressed day bcuz i woke up and thought it waz saturday but a few minutes later i discoverd that it waz wednessday :( oh yah also eve THX soooo much for telling me how coffee beans were discovered!!!! and for everyone else goats first discovered them!!! they got all hyper and "WHOO COFFEE"ish and that is why we have the hyperfying drink that we all know and love today!!! CRAZY MOCHA!!!

quiz

2008-05-21T05:23:00.001-07:00

http://www.quizyourfriends.com/takequiz.php?quizname=080519193801-988509
take it or il kill u (not realy but u get the message)

Books and other random crap

2008-05-13T14:11:00.000-07:00

i just finished the hobbit. its a good book. i cant wait to start the fellowship of the ring (the next book) but b4 i do i hav 2 read Eldest. its the book after Eragon. I LOVE Eragon! the third book brisingr is coming out in september. although eragon is the best book i ever read, Atherton by Patrick Carman is all the way my favorite book. i luv that author even though i read that a long time ago. skittles will rule the world. muffins are ugly cupcakes. i can smell your brains. I LOVE THIS SITE!!!! click the link click it click it click it!!! http://www.freewebs.com/thesilentteen/ it is all about randomness!!!! i like the random facts... well thats the only part i realy read but click it anyway!!! oh while ur at it try googling BY THE TREE they are like one of my faveorite bands next to superchick. ok bye bye o i almost forgot CLICK THIS LINK!!! http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_are_the_lyrics_to_Put_a_Banana_in_your_Ear

i forgot

2008-05-07T15:09:00.001-07:00

the saying that i hear most often is "i would ask but i'm afraid" lol!

whooo

2008-05-07T15:05:00.000-07:00

eve u told me to go to quizzilla and look how i com out oh yah im also a pb&j sandwich and a randomist and alot uv other thingys! PEOPLE TAKE THIS QUIZZ!!! i want to know what u are!

and u all know thats the truth ps. sydney is an iced latte! lucky!

More Randomness!

2008-05-01T13:54:00.000-07:00

Ok so I was searching the net for duct tape because i happen to be a duck tape fan (xpeshaly colorful duck tape) eve's pink tape is awesome! and then i found these awesome t-shirts with duck tape!!!! yay!!! so i think i should pick one for my quizzing teams next year but what one!!!! i so suck at making desisions like this!!! here they are plus the links to the duck tape fan club site!!! http://www.ducktapeclub.com/ducktivities/
oh yah i also got these super cool totaly awesome t shirts from kerusso! i luv their stuff!!!

Earth Day YAY!!!

2008-04-22T10:39:00.001-07:00

celebrate earth day!!! earth day, obama day, off school day? what more could you ask for lol!

Charlie the Unicorn!

2008-04-21T15:51:00.001-07:00

click the link and magical things will happen. i tried to embed it but it didnt work. I LOVE CHARLIE!!! if you say its stupid i will shun you shun the nonbeliver shunnnn shunnnn!!!! ok so check out charlie two if u love this one like me!!!! shunnnn!!!! ok im done just watch it ok
http://www.filmcow.com/flash-charlietheunicorn.html

district finals

2008-04-10T05:15:00.000-07:00

whoo hoo!!! i am totaly syched! district finals is the the last thing in quizzing for juniors. im going to be a senoir nxt year though so this is my last junior district finals. im totaly not going for the compitition (howevr u spell dat) the fun is the awesomest thing there! u get to see some uv ur freinds u wil never get 2 c for a whole nuther summer... and sum other freinds (syd: hint hint) if u r saying wat the heck is quizzing then just hold me up l8tr and ask and il tell u but if u do know everything there is to know about quizzing then u shouldnt be 2 confused. ok? never mind i just lost my train of thot.... l8tr

Inside Jokes!!!

2008-04-08T17:22:00.000-07:00

Inside jokes make the world go round and if u know me i live for randomness!!!
the skittles WILL take over the world and make me their queen! mu ha ha ha ha!!! (my evil laugh)
hey pearison this is 4 u: cheese puff the magic dragon fruit lives in Perrysville and Murrysville (u know the best thing about inside jokes most people have no idea what ur saying while other "insiders" will laugh out loud!
Eve this is 4 u: cream cheese goes great on things that come out of the toaster!!!
anybody else in the world: hey i hope u got some inside jokes cuz everybody should have one!
one more: would u like to buy a walrus? LOL!!

New Hair Cut!!!

2008-04-08T17:16:00.000-07:00

whoo hoo i got a new haricut. it is like shoulder length and a lot shorter. i like it bcuz im like too lazy to brush my longish hair everyday and yah... but when i cut it, yes i cut it myself with barley any experience. it didnt turn out as good as id like but i defnetly like it better. i think il get it trimmed and fixed later by a pro. Yay!!! i get to sit in a spinny chair. a good thing about my new hair cut is that i can put it in front of my face and from looking at my head u cant tell which side is the front of back. it realy gets confusing when i put on one of my beloved hoodies backwords!!! yah u know only sumbody like me would do that! lol il post pics soon but im not the vainest person in the world (i dont care what the heck my hair looks like) so u can see the way wierd one soon, when i get it uploaded on here.

go miss bob

2008-03-11T15:20:00.000-07:00

my gaia username is go miss bob... gaia is awesome my profile is pretty cool tooo. charlie the unicorn will help the skittles rule the world. shun the non beliver. shunn. happy tree freinds are super cool beans too. ok thats all bye

Lamanation Party!

2008-03-08T14:07:00.000-08:00

Celebrate Lamanation! go to staples or office depot or if you have acces to the teacher's lounge thats sweet too! read this article but also think about having root-beer floats! lol dont forget to invite me!

How to Have a Laminating Party

Eat PB&J!!!!

2007-12-20T17:45:00.000-08:00

this is taken from sierra magazine definitely try this, i think it is worth a shot

"Livestock create a beefy portion of all greenhouse-gas emissions: 18 percent, according to the United Nations. Could the answer be as simple as two slices of bread and a slathering of peanut butter and jelly? Perhaps. Compared with a burger, this classic sandwich saves as much as 2.5 pounds of carbon dioxide, 280 gallons of water, and 50 square feet of land- even more if you wash it down with a glass of soy milk. 'you don't have to change your whole diet to change the world.' says the PB&J campaign. 'just start with lunch'"

well i know i am eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich to marrow!

Art or Not (continued)

2007-12-14T13:49:00.000-08:00

art or not
which of these two boxes of chocolate are art (i am talking about the chocolate inside not the box itself)

here are two boxes of chocolate. One (the red one) my friend gave me for Christmas. The other one (the white one) I got from trader Joe's. they both call themselves art. the white one was on a shelf with about 50 other boxes exactly the same as it. The other red one has mass production chocolate but the individual designs are what make each one unique. What makes them different? are they even different? to see my original art article click here http://semaology.blogspot.com/2007/12/art.html

Joke 4 U

2007-12-10T16:37:00.000-08:00

what did the slime scientest say when he ruined his experiment? Oh Fooey! O gooey fooey! lol yah...

Purpose in Life

2007-12-08T10:03:00.001-08:00

Some people live life and wake up every morning just to have fun. Others' lives depend on who likes them and if they are excepted by friends. If you don't have a life motive you are always grouchy. Everybody has one. Why do you do anything you do? TO feel good? TO erase pain? For a certain person(s)? Every single person has a reason. If your reason is no good your life is no good. If your goal in life is easy your life will be easy not necessarily good. All thing really on a motive, a purpose. What is your life purpose? It better be something good. Something that will last. Something eternal. Just some things to think about. If your purpose has nothing to do with fun you wouldn't be here. Look around! there are games, silly poles, virtual pigs, and candy!?! Still I have debates and arguments and stuff like that. Well the purpose in this site is to express myself and to let other people have fun, laugh, and think. Doesn't this site reflect it's purpose? well that's some semaology to thing about. tune in for your next dose soon

Penguins

2007-12-06T13:28:00.000-08:00

People from art class scroll down and dont mind the penguins until after the art
love 'em! gave my freind earings found another person with penguin earings, hugged a penguin named pat the fat (mellissa), some person in my class has a penguin bag, since the season is turning cold (and even if it wasnt) everybody LUVS penguins!!!! here are some pics top relax your mind after the art thing

Art

2007-12-06T13:14:00.000-08:00

it seems like i get tons of good topics from art class. Maybe because we tend to discus things like a lot in that class. Well what is art? I think that art is a touchable human-made object that is made to express feelings and for other's to admire and enjoy. Lets see how the dictionary defines art: the quality, production, expression, or realm, according to aesthetic principles, of what is beautiful, appealing, or of more than ordinary significance.
Ugh! Like only one person in my class could understand that. (And to that person: please don't show off with a comment!!! i promise i will delete it) well good luck with that everybody else. art can be anything some people would say. while still others (two of which are my friend) say that art is dependant on how people choose to see it. well the link here contains all the thingys that define art. (so go ahead) now see how complicated this is!
here is a quote that is highly interesting concerning this subject
"Arthur Danto, professor of philosophy at Columbia University ..., believes that today "you can't say something's art or not art anymore. That's all finished." In his book, After the End of Art, Danto argues that after Andy Warhol exhibited simulacra of shipping cartons for Brillo boxes in 1964, anything could be art. Warhol made it no longer possible to distinguish something that is art from something that is not.""Arthur Danto, professor of philosophy at Columbia University ..., believes that today "you can't say something's art or not art anymore. That's all finished." In his book, After the End of Art, Danto argues that after Andy Warhol exhibited simulacra of shipping cartons for Brillo boxes in 1964, anything could be art. Warhol made it no longer possible to distinguish something that is art from something that is not."
find more about that topic at
http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Coffeehouse/6831/whatsart.html#n2
well, that adds even more to the argument lets just leave it at what my two friends said: art can be whatever you value as art. (*humph* i, and Anna, can still have our different perspectives as well!) OK i know some of you will want to print the link out and go ahead. for those of you with headaches please see the article above this on penguins!
PS there are a few more links to look at
http://www.csulb.edu/~jvancamp/361r14.html
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Art
http://arthistory.about.com/cs/reference/f/what_is_art.htm
thank you classmates for taking a look at this

Game!

2007-11-16T13:09:00.001-08:00

candy

2007-11-16T12:55:00.000-08:00

candy could rule the world if it tried. I mean like EVERYBODY loves candy. if you work out a bribe and a candy seige you will be the next dictator!
everybody loves candy! candy is like a person in itself no two peices are EXACTLY alike. My almond joy has a little bigger almond than yours! the first bite of a hershey bar is the best one unless all you eat is the first bites of hershey bars then the tend to taste the same. why do people call take 5s that? i mean you usualy only get one not 5 candy is a powerful force so when jedis say may the force be with you then it would be awesome to say may the candy be with you! i think that is a good diet kickoff mmmm right now i am eating a scrumptous terrimesu browny mmmmmmmmmm

Hey!

2007-11-16T05:38:00.000-08:00

Birthdays are for having fun! why else do we celebrate them, nobody likes getting old!
Why do people call perfect tenses perfect it makes no sence!
Why did a pig with a frilly jacket steal my mouse?
flying is simple if you through yourself at the ground and miss!
muffins are ugly cupcakes but hey we luv them anyway!

The 4-D World

2007-09-15T06:57:00.000-07:00

You have heard about dimensions. No dimensions is a single point in space. One dimension is a line with no thickness. It doesn't bend either, it is just a strait line or line segment. The second dimension is any flat picture with no depth at all. The third dimension is the world we are living in. Our 3 dimensions are height, width, and depth. So what is the Fourth dimension? According to me the fourth dimension is not time. The 4-D world is things that you can not see but they are there. You can recall that each dimension step up adds one more thing to the last dimension. This 4th dimension is still following that rule. Wind for example has height, width, and depth but the added dimension is feeling. Time falls into the fourth dimension. you can see it reacting so it must have the other 3 dimensions but can you see the wind? God, soul, angels, evil, happiness, and so on fit into the 4-d world too. I think that they are all around us too. we are 3-d people in a 4-d world. because the power of this other dimension we can not see it. I was once told that a 2-D person could not see a 3-D person. If they were to stick a hand right by the 2-d person's hand the 2-d'er could only see slices of the 3-d person's hand. that is how it is with us and 4-D things and people. We can see the reaction we just can't "see" the fourth dimension. Well that is how it is, according to me.
-Dr. Sema
expert in semaology

Your about to get a load of it

2007-09-14T12:54:00.000-07:00

cuz I'm full of it! Hey I am Sema and here is my totally awesome blog about semaology!!!! First here is my definition of semaology:
Sem.a.ol.a.gy /seem-a-ola-j-e/ - thoughts on a number of subjects from Sema. Some relating to humor (some may call it corny), yet reflects opinions on these subjects. (see theology)
There you go it cant get clearer unless you rub it with some wind-ex! so any more questions visit me at my office cuz im out!
-Dr. Sema
Expert in Semaology!
~tootles~